So, I was away from the internet more or less for about a week and a half.
Long story short, BT suck. Suck hard.

Nothing much to say besides the site was down for a few days. Why?
The hosts were making some changes, and I needed to change some name server.. which I couldn’t do until I got my Internet back. Sucks huh?

Anyway, I’m actually working on content.
Content people will like.

Keep guessing!

Toodles for now! <3

This seems to be the general consensus of those individuals hired by Children in Need.

Confused? Let me explain.

Just recently there was an enormous inflatable Pudsey Brear outside the college, it was glorious to be fair. Easily as tall as the building. Now, given that pudsey is a teddy bear, and this is likely the only time we were going to see a teddy bear of such enormous size.. what do you think we planned on doing?

That’s right, we ran out of class and jumped at the leg of the bear and hugged it like we’d never hugged a bear before.

Then we were confronted by one of the employees. Outraged I shot off an email just as soon as I got back to class. Here it is, and their reply.

My Email

    Subject: Inflatable Pudsy

Erik Watson, Marc Roberts and Bradley Barrington.

Their Reply

    Dear Erik, Marc & Bradley.  Thank you for your e-mail message.  This is
clearly not the experience we had hoped people would have.  I am taking
steps to investigate what happened, and will contact you again once I’ve
managed to contact the staff involved.  In the meantime please accept my
personal apologies.

Marc
Marc Phillips
Pennaeth BBC Plant Mewn Angen yng Nghymru
Head of BBC Children in Need in Wales
Room  /  Ystafell:   M1010 Caerdydd / Cardiff CF5 2YQ
Direct Line  /  Llinell Uniongyrchol: 029 203 22398
Fax / Ffacs :  029 2032 2337 

I don’t know about you, but I’d call that a win.

Not done nearly enough drawing recently.

Perhaps I’m hinting at something with this?

That for now is not for you to know.

Nope, neither had I. APPARENTLY I SHOULD HAVE!!

Today I received a message from this man on mySpace. The most popular and professional hunting ground for all talent/model scouts! The message was as follows.

“Hey there,

I’m new to this site and was looking through profiles and then I saw your profile and I felt you have a great, unique look that many of my clients are looking for. I’m always on the look out for talent, even on my spare time. You also look like someone with a great personality and attitude. It is my job to find people like YOU and help them get started in my industry! If you never thought about modeling and/or acting, YOU SHOULD! Hi my name is Tony and I’m a talent scout with TooSpoiled, a worldwide modeling and talent company.

We are the largest and fastest growing entertailnment company by getting amateur and veteran talent started and furthered in the entertainment business very quickly!!! Most people don’t pursue opportunities in this industry because they don’t have the money for profeesional pictures and agents take commisions, etc. We don’t do ANY of that. We want our talents to make a fortune without spending a fortune! We have already sent out over 1,700,000 castings, auditions and entertainment job opportunities this month, SO YOU CANNOT GO WRONG!

I would like to invite you to check out our website at www.toospoiled.com. After you’ve viewed the site and learned more about the company email me with any questions you have at (blanked out)@toospoiled.com and I will be glad to help. If you are interested and would like to start receiving job opportunities, (we have over a million job opportunities a month), then go ahead and set up your digital comp card, (profile). It only takes a few minutes to enroll and there are no enrollment fees.

This is by invitation ONLY so you will need my Scout Id# ######## (Hashed out JUST IN CASE!!) to complete the registration. I want you to know that this is REAL, (a computer didn’t write this, and sent it out). I’m real, the company is real, and most importantly, these opportunities are real!

Congratulations on being selected and I look forward to talking with you very soon - Tony”

Well, how could I possibly miss out on such an opportunity as this? I would be a complete fool to miss my one big chance at fame! After all, what little girl doesn’t want to be a model? that’s right.. the ugly ones! Any I am far from it, I mean, just look at me!!

Gorgeous!

So quick as a shot, I sent this back to the guy.

“How do!
Well, as interesting as this is, I’m not quite sure what to make of it.
I thought the general rule of thumb for a model was that you had to be at least somewhat good looking.. or was that just some kind of clever ploy that has been forced on me by the media? Curses, I’m so susceptible!

The website didn’t really answer any questions. If anything it gave me more. I’m not actually sure what it is that TooSpoiled do. You seem to have no focus, and rather an area of business that goes sort of all over the place.

Anyway, thats not too important to me just yet. The real questions is why on Earth would you want me?
I may not be a troll, but I’m hardly desirable. I fit into that somewhat large thumb print shaped “Average” area that so many of us are stuck with.

I guess what I’m asking for is clarification on your intentions. I’m a fancy girl and I deserve to be treated right. Wine and dine me.”

I await my reply from Extreme Business Man Tony. Just check him out, he’s on the phone in 3/4 of his pictures, so you KNOW he’s for real!!

In the final 1/4 he plays hangman.

More updates on this as they develop!

Toodles for now!

Image Morphing Assignment. It’s a contest, and I win.

The original, hope they don’t mind.

A swarm approaches, their stingers are deadly.. But their real power lies in their ability to make you go “Awwww!! Fuzzy little beeees!!!”

It’s freezing at the moment, I wanted to draw something to remind myself of summer.

Perfect.

Portal, in case anyone in the world does not know what this is by now, is a game by VALVe in which you are testing out a new gun, the portal gun.

It allows you to make 2 portals, an orange and a blue one, you can go either way through them. The colour differences is there to make it obvious which one will move if you shoot another portal.

Using this gun, you are to complete a series of tests that may seem impossible. Using the portal gun however, these tests become far more manageable.

The game costs about £10 of Steam (I think) and I couldn’t recommend it more.

I’m not one for PC games as a rule, but this is one I love hard in the mouth.

It also comes as a part of The Orange Box, which includes Halflife 2, episode one, episode 2, portal and Team Fortress 2.

Links!

Portal

The Orange Box

The cake is a lie.

Today I decided to do yet another good deed. I often do, what a lovely man I am!

This time it was giving blood, yes, it’s that time again.. and the Blood Van is at the college. The last 2 times I had a cold and they wouldn’t let me give any, so this was a first for me. Possibly a last.

Earlier that day I had drawn a watch on my arm.. it points to 01:37pm, or on 24hour it’s leet o’clock!

They rolled up my left sleeve and I felt like the biggest cunt ever. Hello, I’m 20 years old and I drew a crude watch on my arm. Things then got worse.. Though I was in good health when I entered, I soon felt increasingly sick. They got worried and so I was only able to give just over half a bag.. unusable, though It will have some lab tests done. Not a complete waste.

Today I tried my best to save a life, what did you do?

I’ve recently gotten in the mood to create me some products that can be traded in exchange for money.
These will be revealed in a slow trickle over the course of time. This is the first of many proposed products.

Any thoughts on the design, possible interest perhaps? All that stuff would be welcome.
Expect to see more, till then, toodles! And sorry for the almost complete lack of updates, I know it’s only hurting myself to do it, but I’m a lazy bum.